voidwalkyr:

(via instagrampa)

dovewithscales:

astrodidact:

Every last adult who is anywhere near this situation should feel a tremendous sense of shame that a nine year old has more moral fortitude than they do.

(via instagrampa)

clownsuggest:

if ur computer has malware……. thats me in there. if you take care of me like a little tamagotchi pet i will leave and give u a secret present in ur files

(via unclefather)

pacificrim:

dumbasian:

dumbasian:

ive been meaning to ask this question since 2010

this ask made me open my third eye

why the fuck is doctor phil asking you this

(via unclefather)

elreyputo:

xelamanrique318:

me trying to decide whether to use my poppers for playing with myself or wait until i can find someone to fuck

Ma'am this is the McDonald’s drive thru

(via theshitneyspears)